The most important step in re-establishing human civilization after the initial carnage of the Raptor Apocalypse will be to domesticate the raptor herds. They're strong, fast, and tireless. They require no food or water, because they're sustained primarily by the fear of their prey. They can use doorknobs, and will likely learn to understand American English soon after they arrive. Thus, they'll make ideal beasts of burden in the new post-apocalyptic era.
But you have to catch them, first.
Enter the "Peacemaker" Net Gun, the ideal pocket weapon for neutralizing and taming a wild raptor. Just make sure to buy several, and bring a friend, because raptors don't travel alone. And they'll eat you.
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